The Farmer And The Mosquito
Once upon a time,
There lived a Farmer who had a Son named
The Farmer’s name was Juggles Jam Jigglety Jon.
Because the Farmer was kind to people, He was very famous (the good kind of fame of course, He got fame for His kindness.)
Juggles Jam Jigglety Jon Gave others 50 percent of what He earns every month.
For short, people called Him Juggles J. J. J .
Now, Juggles J. J. J, and His Wife, called Mush, wanted their Son to get married but, also at the same time Carr was their only Son so they did not want Him to leave.
But in the end, He was married to a Australian Mosquito named Pooch.
Pooch was a mosquito you see, and could only live on blood , so nobody liked her.
And also, even Carr himself could
no longer stand her.
So in the and Carr took a big flyswatter and tried to kill her.
But Pooch flew away, and,
Not wanting to be killed, was never seen again.
But Carr remarried and lived happily with his new wife.
(Ps. Human wife of course!)